All the Bang Bus Episodes for the year of 2006. Why 2006? The year is already done and over so I don t have to keep up with it like 2009
All the links are INTERCHANGEABLE.
Jada and Roger
Jaola
January 4, 2006

Just when you that it was SAFE...we're back suckas...to bring you a whole new batch of unsuspecting hoochies for the 'O6-on the Almighty Bang Bus...This week we got Ugs back behind the wheel...you better believe it...and we brought our boy Roger, from back in the day...to do a little sumtin' we havent done in a while...my favorite sport in the whole wild world...Stripper Hunting. Ugs drove us down to Little Hati...what? Obviously not the best place to look for strippers, but we where lucky we are in the middle of hunting season...so we scoped out this Purple and Pink Building (the universal strip club colors) and waited for a hottie to walk in to our sites...Out comes this sexy redbone with a beautiful pear of firm round tits...that we convinced to give us so help with our documentary for 500 buck...She gets in and gives us the lowdown on how much money she makes at the club...this girl ain't gonna be cheap...oh yes she will I'm the one and only D...I gotta just where I want her. I convince her to take her clothes off and show that sexy body... Her tight pussy and perfectly round booty were all the more reason to proceed!!! My Boy Roger couldn't control himself back there with her and had to tap that ass.. you know the deal..well... there's only one way to close this one out suckas... Enjoy! The Dirty One...



Kavelle
January 11, 2006

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! Check the scenario suckas... Gonz wouldn't shut the fuck up about some miracle apple drink that he came across.. said he found it at some hole in the wall arabic food spot and it was better than the blue pill and would keep you hard for HOURS... So for the sheer sake of science... we decided to go get some.... God know the Dirty Dirty don't need none of that shit... and to no one's surprise.. Ugs was all about it... upon arrival.. I noticed this huge natural breasted babe walking into the store... she had that nice copper tone to her... I LOVE ETHNIC BROADS! So Alex moseyed on in to get the miracle elixir... and came out with Kavelle! This buxom babe was the same one I noticed eariler... good to know that my influence on my subordinates has finally come thru... Kavelle's luscious big boobs were my main focus....somewhere along the way we learn that she's Indian and isn't the brightest crayon in the box... so after the bidding culminates at $500... we were off! Now we all know that India is where the Kama Sutra is from... so with that in mind... I go in straight to the point on Kavelle's juicy ass... After nonsensical lolly gagging... we got down to business and out came the toasty nipples we all love! Not to mention the huge round ass she was was lugging around... good stuff! Kavelle more than lives up to her roots as she engages in some messy blowjob action... the fuck film that follows is second to none! When things started to wind down... we knew what had to be done... it was happy trails for Kavelle... silly human.. thinking we'd give her Alex's number.... ha! Enjoy suckas.. The Dirty One....



That's My Woman!
Dasani Lezian
January 18, 2006

TO ALL THE GIRLS I BANGED BEFORE: I'm sending all you broads a message..The Dirty One is taken...me and Dasani are officially doing the dirty on a full time basis...It's time for this week's Bang Bus...So I invited my main squeeze to join me on our quest..and since Ugs dosen't work he decided to come along too...So let me break it down for you all...Dasani is a fucking sex hungry honey...and I can only satisfy her ass until a certain point...she decides she wants a young cock to satisfy her insatiable appetite for being stuffed....so I figure what the hell...and we go searching for a guy for her...while Ugs was behind the wheel he almost runs into this fool walking his dog...so I was like you ever done any Porn?..turns out Desani was all in to him...She was like a you a Virgin?..after a short pause...turns homie was one...So my lady decides to make his day and pop his cherry...You know she's got the bomb pussy, perfect tits and a great ass...homie couldn't get enough off it...As soon as Dasani finished with him and before he almost rolled up in a fetal position to suck his thumb... we asked him to hook us up with some drinks since we gave him the ultimate hook up ...Then I asked 'yo homie whats your name'...before he could answer Camilo we were off...Serves him right for touching my Lady. Enjoy Fellas, But not too much...The Dirty One.....



Lacie
January 25, 2006

You I've really had a hard time coping with my job... I mean... ever since that Indian broad a few weeks back... I've really started to question my practices... and the repercussions they might bring... the whole karma thing...more on that in a sec... so yeah.. Ugs and I were spending obscene amounts of cash on petro for the war wagon when Lacie rolled up on us asking for a ride back to her car... apparently the shit got stuck somewhere on I-95... a glimmer in Ugly's eyes let me know the gameplan... so we take her back to where her supposed automobile was and to no one's surprise.. the shit wasn't there... Luckily for all parties involved.. we had a plan X... I figured we help Lacie out in her time of turmoil.. and offer her some cash money to take out her car from wherever the shit was impounded... My boy Brian was along for the ride... so in a matter of moments... we had a classic Bang Bus in the making! Lemme tell ya my loyal fans... this chick has some great natural perky tits... complimented with a juicy round ass.... sheesh... back to the karma thing.... I had my moments of guilt.. but quickly came to my senses once the cocksucking blowjob action got intense... I realized that I am the karma that comes back to these unsuspecting broads... god knows what they've done to get thrust into my path! Dirty the Destroyer!!! Brian did a fine job of fucking Lacie to bits... sex was good... and we had another classic dropoff! I tell ya... it's good to do the work of revenge..... hahahahaa... I run this web shit! The Dirty One....



Ariana
February 1, 2006

IT'S OFFICIAL: Me and Dasani are done...I can't say I didn't expect it to happen...but damn, not so soon...So this is how it went down: I'm coming home from a hard day of shooting...and I walk in to my bedroom and there she is getting stuffed in to another dimension, by two guys...yup, like that: not one cock but two motherfuckers...ain't nothing like your girl getting DP on your bed...so it's obvious that it's over.. Like my peeps always say:"BROS BEFORE HOES"...and then anal. Luckily my boys: Uggs and J-Mac were around for us to go an another ass seeking adventure...And it went a little something like this: Uggs was hungry as ussual, so we roamed are asses down to Lil' Hati, obviously the best spot for three chicos to go have lunch and we spot a sexy little white chixk sitting on a bench...So like the Pimp that I am...I call her over, so she can let me know what a fine little piece of ass like hers is doing in a neighboorhood like this (once she gets past the whole camera thing), she sez she's from Jersey and that she just got divorced and hasn't had any good dick in a while...so I was like bam: today is your lucky day, sweety..So we were off to the depths of debauchery! Things got really interesting once she got on da bus...she could't keep her hands off J-Mac...but she's here for all of us to Enjoy, so you know I had to see her sexy breasts...and sur enough we got a glaze at dem and wit a peek at her round ass...once this Jerzy Girl was naked you know she went face first into J-Mac's crotch, just grabbing at the cock...this is what legend are made of...you gotta see this whole episode in action..Enjoy Fellas..The Dirty One...



Not So Ivy League
Ivy Wynn
February 8, 2006

So I decided it's about that time we put an ad in the paper looking for a new set of guys to come on our infamous adventures...being that Ugs was in the mood for fresh meat and all...so in comes this guy Jordan, a typical redneck who was more than willing to ride a long and give us the lowdown on how he pimps it out in the trailer park...sheesh... anyways...Ugs reminds we ain't hit a college campus in a while...and you know how i love to do a nuumber on those "edumacated" hoes...so promptley head out to my favorite campus in Miami, S.M.A.C. (South Miami Art College)...you know I has to give Ugs a nice back handed "smac"...bitch better recognize...After circling the campus for a minute I scope out this cutie little white girl sitting on a bench...I ask her to come over so I can spit out my Interview for cash proposition...she let's me know her name is Ivy and that she's in the need for a cash....just as I suspected....we were off!This thick cutie had a nice pair of sexy tits ...and I couldn't help but mention it to her,and see if she would be willing to show them off to me, for a few hundred bucks...bingo. Cash, definitely rules everything around me...now its time to get down to the essence of scheme...lets see that ass and how many fingers can we fit in them...she was down for it and so was my boy Jordan. We was able to get a double-dutch inside her tight ass, without a problem. There aint nothing like a nice tender nineteen year old booty... watch the movie and get a full on view of the story unfold! ENJOY! The Dirty One...



Geri
February 15, 2006

Ok, I really need to start thinking thrice when it comes to letting Ugly bring a guy along... This kid Mike just magically appears in the cauldron of debauchery of mines... brought in by Ugs... he supposedly "paid" Ugly to be part of the Infamous after spotting him at some skate park... the skate park thing I believe... but Ugs probably owes this kid money for something and is using the Bang Bus to pay off debts! sheesh... well.. whatever... haha.. that's the Ugs factor... so yeah... We decided to head out to Bal Harbour.. an upscale community here in Miami... As soon as I spotted Geri in the mall parking lot... I made moves to snag her... I decided to test the waters and start the bidding low... $50... she scoffed that off quick fast! So after shooting the shit about her stencil of an existance... we come to find out that this broad is a bag lady! $650 for some designer bag... that's EXACTLY the reason this shit works for us!!! Fuckin' women! So you know we had to promise to buy her the bag...prompting her to reach for the door REAL FAST! Once inside... Mike's non-talking ass did all an 18 year old boy knew how to do in the presence of a woman... nothing... fucking pathetic! But apparently... Geri liked that and couldn't wait to get Mike to open up to her... this was great... When we told Geri that Mikee boy was a virgin.. she decided to pop his cherry right then and there! Great natural perky tits came flying out of her shirt... her juicy round bubble butt ass bursting from her pants.... good shit my friends! This chick's blowjob skills were fucking intense! and yo... she can ride a dick! Her ass cheeks bouncing on Mike's "virgin" cock is priceless! I really couldn't stand either of these two afterwards... fucking retards... so I decided to get rid of them both.... and if you two are reading this.... " SUCK A SANCHEZ DICK FROM THE BACK!" Ghetto pass in full effect bee-atch! The Dirty One....



Bianca
March 1, 2006

So check this one out... Ugs, J-Mac, and I were doing our regular ol' search and destroy thing when suddenly a fantastic idea popped into my head almost as fast as Marko and Ugs trade anal shots!!! Hey, that's pretty fuckin' fast we're talking here... so yeah... Since most chicks you find in Miami are on some money hungry shit... we figured it be a GREAT idea to start chumming the streets.. you know.. like fish in the water for sharks... as soon as that scent is released... they come a runnin'! Enter Bianca... poor thing... her travel agent told her that she'd be staying in South Beach for her vacation... but was stuck in downtown Miami... let's just say that you don't wanna be roaming the streets after dusk around there... eek.... Michigan chicks, and pretty much all tourist chicks... some down to sexy Miami in search of foreign cock... it's a proven fact! Don't believe it.. check the track record suckas... Small town chicks are so sweet and innocent... at least the way they present themselves.. Bianca fit that mold quick fast... along with the cash hungry monster females are... $300 and a ride to South Beach was just about right for her to come along... silly human... From the looks of her perky natural tits popping out of her chest... and those damn eagle claw tattoos... I knew this would be a good one... I love being right! Didn't take much for this mid-west broad to strip down to her skin... what an ass on this one! White girls with juicy bubble butts is where it's at! My homie J-Mac fails to disappoint as this broad is shown the way of the Miami chick... on her knees ready to please... Saliva dripping everywhere... Bianca's blowjob skills were up to my standards... and when she got on that dick for the sex... it was even better! Her tight pussy getting stuffed by my man J-Mac made for great footage for all of you out there... But sadly enough.. we had to let her go... Serves her right for talking to strangers... check the episode for the full story... The Dirty One...




Jordan
March 8, 2006

So I decided to make it a family affair and bring along one of my brothers on for the ride this week... Miguel practically looks like my twin! So much so that Ugs had a hard time figuring out who was sitting next to him! Good ol' Dumpster! So yeah... haven't raided the trailer parks in a looong time.... don't know why either... guess it something to do with Ugs' "problem"... anyways... Jordan's sexy young barely legal ass was walking down the uhhh.. street you could call it I guess... and was right in our path.... After shooting the shit with her for a few minutes.. and making sure that she lived here and wasn't trying to come up on some rocks... I offered the infamous bait... cash money! To no one's surprise.. she was glad to oblige us with an interview... In the Bang Bus... this chick refused to budge when it came to the line of questioning... guess she wasn't used to answering questions without a lawyer present... but a few glimpses of some Andrew Jackson's from the ATM and she opened up in all sorts of ways! My bro Miguel did a Sanchez proud in his conquest of Jordan's tight pussy... Her perky natural breasts with great nipples and juicy round bubble butt ass were incredible! Her "first" blowjob on film was a success... we all know this isn't her first time! Miguel ramming Jordan's snatch hole with his big cock was just as impressive.... I know you know how this one ends... but you know what... I actually gave something back this time! Check the episode... you'll see what I mean... I'd like to give a shout out to three-six-mafia for their Oscar win.... god knows I know what they mean... "It's haaaaaaaaard out here for a piiiimp"... shiieet... not the Dirty One.... haha.. Enjoy!



Tatiana
March 15, 2006

Well fellas... here we go... Ugs and I brought along our newest addition to the Bang Bros. fam... Mr. Gold Teef himself... Maxx Blacc... god I love this guy... he's a dead ringer for me! Except of course that my cock is waaaay bigger... but yeah... I had to go pick up some "thangs" from a friend's house here on the beach... of course that fucker wasn't there... but Tatiana was... nothing better than a chick with a juicy round bubble butt ass and a broom in her hand... not to mention that she didn't speak english.. ha! This my friends.. is what I live for... so after chatting it away for a few and convincing Tatiana to get into the van to clean it up.. we were off to the end of the rainbow... This young latin puerto rican (boriqua... as they like to be called) girl looked great! Nice perky natural tits itching to be free... and trust me fellas.. any chick you see cleaning up homes and buildings for a living is pretty much a sure thing... I mean yeah.. they have all these issues concerning their pride and self-worth.. but all of that disappears when Mr. Franklin is brought into the convo.... man o'man.. I don't think any of us were ready for what transpired here this fateful afternoon... Maxx's HUGE cock... huge to the point that it's offensive... had a nice convo with Tatiana's mouth for what turned into a great blowjob... Then Tatiana's great tight shaved pussy got pummled as Maxx showed us some gold teeth lovin... he fucks her brains out! Not that there was much there to begin with.... we all know the deal... the chick REALLY had to go... so you know how we do... good shit here ya'll.. Enjoy! The Dirty One....



Danika
March 22, 2006

It's been a long time coming!!! Dongzilla himself is back on the infamous Bang Bus!! It's always great to have an o.g. Bang Br along for the ride... man o'man.. Ramon's been around since the first few episodes!! But yeah..up to the ol' antics... Cruising down the avenues... we came across the big natural breasted barely legal one known to us by Danika.... she was waiting outside dressed in all black... when we approached her to see what her deal was.. we come to find out that she had suffered a loss in her family and was down here to pay her respects.... hahaha.. what? Am I supposed to feel bad for her.... or make the most of the situation for all of you guys out there... EXACTLY! After cracking some jokes and getting Danika to laugh a bit.. I offered her my services in helping her cope with the loss... and offered to take her for a drink in the mean time.... but not before we conducted our "interview"... yada yada yada... she's good to go! As we delved into Danika's menial existance... we uncover her hippie roots... and exploit that to the fullest extent! Not to mention that she'd never met a cuban man before... sheesh... she sure was in for a treat! After revealing her lesbian tendencies... I knew it was time to offer her a chance to see the biggest cock she could imagine... but after some careful thinking.. I decided that THIS episode wouldn't be the one where you guys take a look at my package... noo.. that's what Dongzilla came along for... as soon as he took out his 12"+ funstick... Danika's mouth couldn't keep from watering.... which worked out with her great blowjob! This chick was stacked! Round bubble butt ass bouncing on Ramon's huge dick was fantastic to get on film... haha.. I love this game! Ashes to ashes and dust to dust... we had to let this chick go cuz that's how we do it on the Bang Bus.. Enjoy! The Dirty One...



Ashley
Jayme Langford aka Jasmine Jones
March 29, 2006

I never understood how people just leave their pets tied up on the hot ass South Beach sidewalks... poor animals just waiting to be snatched up... heh... reminds me a lot of my calling... but yeah.. Marko and I were waiting for my boy Lucas to show up when we saw PePe all by himself.. now you know that Marko just couldn't stand to see the poor dog tied up... so of course he went and brought it back to the van...now all the loyal fans know this isn't the first time this happens... sheesh... I always knew Marko was kinda funny with the animals... but yeah.. after that went down... I had to go get some cigarettes... a slave to the nicotine... I know.. after walking out of the quaint corner store in downtown... I noticed this gorgeous young redhead posted up on the pay phone... Now before I could even begin to plot on this broad.. she came up to the van and asked for directions to the downtown campus of the local college.... hahahaa.. Are you kidding me? So I played the whole "Don't talk to strangers" role and it worked like a charm! She was bent on getting us to give her a ride... so I told her... come with us but answer some questions... I love how these out of town, barely legal chicks panic in the face of Miami's mean streets.. Once inside the van... this chick reveals her boring life story... She's 18... what the fuck has she been thru besides a few cocks... So I offer her the dog and some cash in exchange for a look at her assets... plus a ride back to class... poor thing... At least I'm hipping these chicks to some life game... I'm doing them a favor! Her perky natural tits popped out of her shirt.... not to mention her round juicy ass with a clean shaven virgin like pussy... wow... I love this game! My boy Lucas steps on in and shows this chick the meaning of getting fucked... he pounded her pussy to oblivion! You know the deal with the ending.... another Banger ya'll! Enjoy ! The Dirty One...



Ann
April 5, 2006

J-Mac's always telling me about how "hood" Hialeah is... you know... how they're quick to punch a dude in the face for living type.... yeah.. well.. check this one out... Gonz made a special appearance and sat in at the helm of the Bang Biddus... taking the reins for the time being... I really wanted to test our shit and went to Downtown Miami... land of the roaming vagabonds... bums... ok... fucking bums... so yeah... it was fucking Spring Break DownTown '06!!! hahaha... they were all out catching some sun rays... Driving down Skid Row.. I spotted Ann... a really cute white girl in the midst of all this... fucking chick had dread locks.... a WHITE girl with dreads... I knew this one was in the bag... So yeah.. we offered her some scrilla for some questions when a fucking bum fight breaks out and the loser tries to get at me for a ringside interview! As if the cash wasn't enough.. now the bum scare too! Shit.. no wonder Ann came along... the best part of that whole thing was that J-Mac.. you know.. Mr. Hialeah... didn't DO SHIT! All that shit talking...for what? The Dirty One was in peril!!!! Anyways... fuck him... Didn't take much to get Ann to flash us her natural perky tits... dreads on a white chick = hippie tendencies... free love.. free anal... the whole shebang! Plus more money in the face doesn't hurt either! For a homeless chick.. she had a nice juicy round ass.... plus you KNOW her dick sucking skills were up to par! The whole hitchiker steez.... that's right.. Sanchez is down with the hip terminology! J-Mac does a grand job of fucking Ann's brains out... straight bum sex in full effect! You know the ending...if not...peep the trailer... again if you have to...All in all.. it was a triumphant day... Enjoy this one fuckers... The Dirty One...



Aimee
Aimee Desade
April 12, 2006

So I have yet another driver. This time it's Jordan. He's a cool guy but he looks like he's gonna go postal any day now. I was a bit hesitant to let him drive. Whatever, I'm sure we'll be O.K.! Famous last words! Anyway, I have a special guest on the bus today. You might know him as the bareback champion of the world, you might have cried for him in Anal Virgins 5, who else could it be but the O.P.P!!! In the house! So you guy's know, given me and P.P.'s long history, that this shoot is gonna get a bit wild. I immediately played a trick on him and he was immediately pist at me in his true little diva fashion. I gave him shaving cream and told him it was mousse. I ruined his hair and his bitch ass looked like he was gonna cry! He got me back pretty good when he stole the can of shaving cream. The Sanchez is slippin if P.P. can get one over on him. In the middle of all the chaos I noticed some girl crossing a bridge and asked her for directions. Turns out she was a spring breaker in need of some directions herself. I directed her into my van for some questioning with the premise of giving her some spring break party money. Here comes another one! P.P. was impressed with her bod. Her tits were nice and perky and her ass was big n' round! I told her we would give her extra money if she would give P.P. a spring break blowjob. She was into Little Diva from the start so she didn't hesitate to slob all over him. Meanwhile Jordan's driving had gone from bad to worse and P.P. is trying to fuck this girls tight pussy while I'm shooting shaving cream at him and Jordan's going down one way streets and taking pot holes. This girl was actual pretty smart and demanded the money up front before any nudity. I gave it to her but P.P. pulled the old switch o' roo on her as I distracted her with my questioning. She realized she had been duped after she had been shuffled out of the van and proceeded to ask us about her money. She hadn't even finished her first sentence and she was already eating our dust. Anyway, another job well done! DIRT



Tiffany
Tiffany Thomas
April 19, 2006

Well my devoted minions... I've got something for you this week! J-Mac, our resident Hialeah chico, brought along his cock... I think.. who knows... he really doesn't matter... lalala.. so yeah.. We were just riding around town.. you know... the usual search and destroy shit.. I spot Tiffany sitting at a bus stop.. only this was a Sunday... so only a tourist would even think to do that... I knew it was on lock... so yeah... I tell her that we're casting for some indie flick that's gonna start shooting down here on South Beach... fresh faces type deal.. you know... and she starts smiling ear to ear! Barely legal broads on vacation.... gotta love 'em... Plus she needed a ride to some bar her "friends" were at... sure... and I really give a fuck about these chicks... In the Cauldron of Debauchery.. we proceed to tell this perky tittied chick the deal when it comes to being in movies... you know.. the whole casting couch deal... of course there were some hints of pride being shown... her trying to prove she had self-respect... when will these chicks learn that NO ONE CAN DENY ME! lalalala.... I continue to tell her about all of my L.A. connects... that this is at the forefront of movie making... reality casting..on the spot... blah blah blah... I talked so much shit that this dizzy broad was wiping the drool from her mouth after seeeing J-Mac's cock... Then the deed needed to get done! First off.. her natural round boobs were great! Not to mention the juicy round bubble butt ass on this one... sheesh... I LOVE SPRING BREAKERS! Gave her an oral exam... she passed with flying colors... then the sex was just great! Tiffany's pussy got pounded like never before! Good shit bro... as always... the chick really needed to get out of my life.... so yeah... wanna see the deal.. log in cluckers... The Dirty One...



b-girl shuffle
Jack
April 26, 2006

Once again I have another driver. When the hell are they going to give me just one? This time it's some cuban kid who's name escapes me. He's a cool guy considering he's from Hialeah and all. So we were cruising for chicks Hialeah style. The driver swore that he was a South Beach Pimp so me and Jmac had a good laugh at his expense. All of a sudden we spot this little B-Girl walking around. We honked, and she stopped to talk. I don't know what the hell I told her, something about the Gap. She started to tell me this bogus story on how she was trying to break dance in a rappers video. Once I heard that ridiculous story I knew she was the catch of the day. I told her that I do documentaries on interesting people and that she would do since nobody interesting was around. She was hooked when she heard there was money involved. I made her battle Baby-D in break dancing and she couldn't dance for shit. The girl was beaten by a doll for goodness sakes. I suspect she was a post spring break drifter that needed to get back to Kansas or Ohio or something. On the bus I was hearing her whole boring life story and she mentioned that she was a stripper. Jmac and I were in a frenzy. All you have to do to have sex with a desperate stripper is offer them more money (She isn't getting a dime anyway). This girl had a banging body. Her tits where nice and perky. Her pussy was a smooth camel toe. Jmac did the deed with great enthusiasm. He was all up in that pussy! Post sex, we wanted to go eat so we asked her if she could grab some food for us. She was happy to do so since she thought she was going to get double of what we initially offered her. Needless to say that was the last time I saw Jack. I could still remember her face getting smaller and smaller into the distance. Dirt



Halee
Mallory
May 3, 2006

It's the D. Sanchez and the Bang Bus Cummin at ya, la,la,la,la!!!! That's right punks... another one for the books... I've come to appreciate riding along with my cuban driver whos name escapes me... he's a way funny cuban! And this fucker has great luck.... just when we thought he had taken us to the most barren of parking lots... we spot Halee.. who looked just like J-Mac's sister...not really.. but fuck it.. that was our in.. come to find out that this Ohio peach was on the job hunt... hahaha... so yeah.. the ditsy blonde was in need of cash money.. so of course the offer for the interview was made! Times must be hard on the boulevard.. this babe walked on in ya'll... into my clutches! Once inside... the whole rap went on... blah blah blah... I couldn't stop staring at her chest.. she had some big round jugs meng... Fast Forward to the negotiations... I tell her that this is a great chance to make some quick SERIOUS money and have fun while doing it... Man o' man... was this one a find! After salivating at her round bubble butt ass and huge natural big tits... it was time for the cock sucking.. to which she flexed her skills for us... then J-Mac did the duty and fucked this southern gal with 100% cubano Hialeah dick... slayed the beast he did! Nothing like dick fucking pussy action for your viewing pleasure.. when it was all said and done.. we went to where the bad things live and dropped off Halee as a sacrifice to the porn gods.... enjoy fuckers.. The Dirty One....



Lexi
May 10, 2006

So we're on the bus up to no good as usual. Trying to score some hot looking street pussy! Jmac, The driver, and I had been at it for hours and we needed a pick me up. Jmac suggested some Cuban coffee aka "liquid crack" around these parts! We headed north to some shit whole that the driver knows and there she was. I new instantly she was the right candidate when she asked Jmac for directions. Jmac is well trained and he directed her to me. She approached me and after about three minutes of conversation this girl volunteered that she was penny less, lost, and didn't even speak Spanish. She was having a shitty day and it was about to get worse for her. I told her the old real life, real Americans story because it works every time. This girl was real cute. Caramel skin and a big bubble but. She had nice tits too. I started with the personal questions ten minutes into the conversation. When "How many sexual partners have you had?" was asked she was instantly quiet. I knew this girl was a slut and could be bought! So I asked her if she'd fuck Jmac for five hundred. Her eye's lit up. She pretended to think about it and then said hell yes. It was on! We got her naked and she her body was tight! She had a smooth nice pussy! Jmac did a great job pounding her cunt from all angles! He came all over her face and then we ditched her in the worst part of Miami! She ran after the car for dear life! She almost caught up to us a few times. -The Sanchez



Eva
May 17, 2006

Yes indeedie! Here we are yet again my fine feathered friends... another grand adventure from the Bang Bros. family! So check the scenario... I was with my cuban connection on our way to link up with Ramon... when fuckin' Driver decided to pull over and buy some fruit from random latin guy in a van... sheesh.. you'd think they were trying to steal MY "CLIENTS"... HA... always that! Anyways... after the produce fix was handled... we go to pick up King Chile himself! Apparently he had hooked up with some fresh Cuban meat at some club the nite before and told her about our "interviews" ... well... let's just say that never underestimate the power of daddy greenbacks... so yeah.. we get in the van and she was full of that fiesty latina flavor... I love it... Her great natural perky tits and round juicy bubble butt ass were hiding somewhere underneath her rags... and after some quick b/s shit.. we got down to the dirty ... immigrant chick needs dollars.. so we step in and trade off... to the point where she didn't even care about her actions being filmed... "I don't know you guys" was the quote of the day... well.. when Ramon unleashed the demon cock.. it was a yo MTV rap... that quickly lead to an intense blowjob session that was promptly followed by the slaying of the floating water monster by Dongzilla.. he fucked her tight latina pussy to oblivion.. I must admit..Eva.. that's her name.. was reluctant about getting into our van... like she was in PuertoRico and was being carted away.. well.. it's not THAT bad.. but still.. she should've followed her basic instinct... haha... Enjoy!



Nina
May 24, 2006

So my not so straight driver is all pist at me cause he says I'm always making him look gay in front of the whole world. So this one's for you man! For the record this guy is almost a heterosexual. Just not a very good one. At least, I think he's straight.... Anyway, this weeks update is of the heazie. Ramon graced us with his sleepy, tired, presence and was unconscious half of the shoot. Then we went to the bank and Ramon spotted a hot peace of Milf ass. We stopped her for a nice chat and found out that she was in the middle of a nasty divorce and needed some cash. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time cause you know she ain't gonna get a penny from me. I promised her the world and she was so excited I almost felt bad for her. Almost.... Ramon awoke when he realized he was gonna get to hit this hot broad and fucked the hell out of her with his monster meat stick. This lady had never been pounded like that. I guarantee it! She was really into it. You know how freaky this older women get! She probably hadn't had sex in years. Anyway, check out the trailer for visual confirmation. By the way, she had a great set of tits. She had really big fun bags and we had lot of fun with them. We then proceeded to ditch her in the middle of no where. We all had a great time. It seemed like she had a great time too except for the end of course. Another job well done! Sanchez



Patricia
May 31, 2006

Did I ever tell you my poorly named driver lived in New York? Well it's true. He's had an interesting life this kid.... Who am I kidding? He never lived in New York and his life is not that interesting. This week on an all new episode of Bang bus we have this couple from New York. There's is a unique situation. She's a back stabbing waitress who fucks her boyfriends best friends for kicks. He's a dim witted used car salesmen who wants to get back at her for her infidelity. He came to my gay-ass driver and I for help. We agreed as long as there's pussy pounding and blowjobs involved. There was of course. The sex was hot! Leroy (the boyfriend) fucked the shit out of her. He probably new he would never get to hit that again and made the best of it. This girl is pretty hot. She has a killer ass and nice tits. It's funny because she was all excited about the shoot. She probably thought that she would be a porn star overnight or something. To bad we ditched her in the middle of no where in a gator infested lake. Last I heard she made it back to New York eight day's later and attempted to contact Leroy. He never returned her calls. All's well that ends well. -The Sanchez



Cecily
June 7, 2006

So it's Wednesday and time for another smutty tale of bang um and leave um! This week however there's a twist. I'll get back to that later! Anyway, I know this freaky girl named Cecily. She has glasses and cherry red hair. This girl is your avergage freaky girl next door type. Cecily has a cute face and big D tits. I played a prank on the driver guy and told him that I would let him fuck this chick. He's so fucking desperate that he was like, "That's cool nigga! Thanks bro!" I wish you guys would have seen the look on his face when I told him the chick wasn't into him. He came close to crying. Anyway, Cecily came to me and asked me if I would film her picking up a strange guy off the street and film the two of them fucking. I agreed to do it if she would pick the guy up in the bangbus. Sure enough she did and it was a good time. We picked up this skinny guy from God knows where. I think he said he was from the plains of Utah or something. He jumped at the chance to bang this broad and did a good job. He laid the pipe well! I suspect he was a virgin or something. He was fucking this chick like he had never been laid! She gave a great blowjob and was happy to do so after we made her wet dream come true. Geez this girl is slutty! I mean that with absolute respect. So in the end she was happy, I was happy, and the guy had the time of his life. How often does pussy fall from the sky? Ofcourse, we did leave him in a rough part of town and he was a skinny little white boy in the middle of the hood. I wonder what happened to him? That's why my parents always say:"Don't trust anyone!" It's great advise. Thanks MOM! Anywho, check it out and enjoy! DIRT